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Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldnt? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if youd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldnt? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if youd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that cant reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred. It wont help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose).

Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldnt? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if youd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldnt? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if youd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest...  Read More