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Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle The Times A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your bosss mistress ? Paul opens his English tea room , and mutates (tempora Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle The Times A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your bosss mistress ? Paul opens his English tea room , and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter; samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons; and, on a return visit to the UK, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find lamour éternel , or will it all end in merde ? MERDE ACTUALLY In his second comedy of errors, Paul West continues to sabotage the entente cordiale. Authors apology: Id just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that Im developing as a writer. Stephen Clarke

Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle The Times A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your bosss mistress ? Paul opens his English tea room , and mutates (tempora Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle The Times A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme?...  Read More