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Meet Jack Jack Rossiter. Im twenty-seven years old, single, and live with my best mate Matt. Matt and I started hanging out when we were eight. Life was simpler then. Our idea of fashion was polyester. I told him I wanted to be a spy and he asked me who Id marry. I imagined falling in love with a girl so perfect I couldnt even guess her name. Things have changed since th Meet Jack Jack Rossiter. Im twenty-seven years old, single, and live with my best mate Matt. Matt and I started hanging out when we were eight. Life was simpler then. Our idea of fashion was polyester. I told him I wanted to be a spy and he asked me who Id marry. I imagined falling in love with a girl so perfect I couldnt even guess her name. Things have changed since then. I did fall in love for a while but it didnt work out. And single is good, single is fun. Meet Amy Sometimes in my darker moments Ive thought about applying to go on Blind Date. Shes gorgeous, shes from London, come in Amy Crosbie! (Wolf whistling and applause.) Actually its a bit of a worry. I think its my warped way of telling myself somethings got to change. Its been six months since I last had sex. Six months! I mean, Ive got my own flat, Ive got A levels - so come on down Mr Right. At least it would get my mother off my back. Now find out what happens when they meet each other ...
Meet Jack Jack Rossiter. Im twenty-seven years old, single, and live with my best mate Matt. Matt and I started hanging out when we were eight. Life was simpler then. Our idea of fashion was polyester. I told him I wanted to be a spy and he asked me who Id marry. I imagined falling in love with a girl so perfect I couldnt even guess her name. Things have changed since th Meet Jack Jack Rossiter. Im twenty-seven years old, single, and live with my best mate Matt. Matt and I started hanging out when we were eight. Life... Read More