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Angus: My Mixed-breed Cat, Half Domestic Tabby, Half Scottish Wildcat. The Size Of A Small Labrador, Only Mad. Likes To Stalk Mr. And Mrs. Next Doors Poodle. I Used To Drag Him Around On A Lead, But, As I Explained To Mrs. Next Door, He Ate It. Thongs: Stupid Underwear Worn By Old Swotty Knickers, Lindsay. Whats The Point Of Them, Anyway They Just Go Up Your Bum, As Far Angus: My Mixed-breed Cat, Half Domestic Tabby, Half Scottish Wildcat. The Size Of A Small Labrador, Only Mad. Likes To Stalk Mr. And Mrs. Next Doors Poodle. I Used To Drag Him Around On A Lead, But, As I Explained To Mrs. Next Door, He Ate It. Thongs: Stupid Underwear Worn By Old Swotty Knickers, Lindsay. Whats The Point Of Them, Anyway They Just Go Up Your Bum, As Far As I Can Tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing With The Trimmings, Lip To Lip, Open Mouth, Tongues...everything (apart From Dribble, Which Is Never Acceptable). As Taught To Me By A Professional Snogger. In This Wildly Funny Journal Of A Year In The Life Of Georgia Nicolson, British Author Louise Rennison Has Perfectly Captured The Soaring Joys And Bottomless Angst If Being A Teenager. In The Spirit Of Bridget Jones Diary , This Fresh, Irreverent, And Simply Hilarious Book Will Leave You Laughing Out Loud. As Georgia Would Say, Its Fabbity Fab Fab

Angus: My Mixed-breed Cat, Half Domestic Tabby, Half Scottish Wildcat. The Size Of A Small Labrador, Only Mad. Likes To Stalk Mr. And Mrs. Next Doors Poodle. I Used To Drag Him Around On A Lead, But, As I Explained To Mrs. Next Door, He Ate It. Thongs: Stupid Underwear Worn By Old Swotty Knickers, Lindsay. Whats The Point Of Them, Anyway They Just Go Up Your Bum, As Far Angus: My Mixed-breed Cat, Half Domestic Tabby, Half Scottish Wildcat. The Size Of A Small Labrador, Only Mad. Likes To Stalk Mr. And Mrs. Next Doors Poodle. I Used To...  Read More